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At the checkout line of the grocery store yesterday, I was perusing the covers of the tabloids to get my celebrity gossip fix.
Now, I don’t typically read Star magazine. To me, they seem like the black sheep of the tabloid family. If I’m going to read a trashy magazine, I at least want it to be somewhat reputable. I guess I’d say I’m more of an US Weekly kind of girl.
However there was something on the cover of Star this week that made me do a double take. Can you figure out which story it was:
While I’m concerned for Angie’s mental state as much as the next person (she is a mother of 6 so of course she is going to need therapy), that isn’t the story that grabbed my attention.
If you guessed Jen’s Hot Nights with Leo you would be right! Now that is a celebrity pairing that I wasn’t expecting. I tried to read as much of the article as I could in the short amount of time I had. It is a scientific fact that lines will move faster when trying to read a tabloid magazine.
(Parenting Tip: Get the kids to put all the groceries from the cart to the belt so you will have more time to read the article. If they complain, threaten to put back the fruit snacks that you agreed to let them buy with their own money. Ignore the mean glares from other shoppers because it is taking your kids much longer than it would take for you to put the groceries up. It is your job to teach kids responsibility.)
From what I could gather in the article and also from some investigating online, it seems that Jen has a crush on Leo and has been flirting with him. This may or may not be directly related to the statement he made to Parade about being ready to settle down:
“Just last night I was thinking to myself how little of my life has been lived normally and not spent on some far-off movie location. I want to get married and have children. In saying that, I realize I am contradicting everything I’ve said before. I absolutely believe in marriage.”I doubt there is any truth to the rumors, but I still have to ask this one question:
Jen, why do you insist on wanting to date guys who are younger than you?
Yes, Leo is gorgeous. I know the statement that he made about wanting to settle down was really sweet. Trust me, I get it. My baby making factory has been closed down for 7 years, but I would totally be willing to reopen it for him. I completely understand why you would want Leo, but Jen, this has heartbreak written all over it. I know your clock is ticking, but I really don’t think Leo is the answer.
Do you all agree with me? Should Jen pursue her Leo crush? Do you think they would make a cute couple? What would their celebrity name be? If not, who else would be a good match for Jen?
If Jen strikes out with Leo and still wants a baby, she could always get a Baby Wee Wee. Have you seen the latest commercial for this strange doll? Watch this video and then we can discuss:
Have toymakers gone too far with this one? Is it necessary to have a doll with a moving penis?
Thankfully my daughter doesn’t play with dolls and while her stuffed animals may collect dust and take up a lot of space, at least they don’t pee on anyone’s face.
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I really can’t see it. She seems like such a smart woman and like the kind of girl who could have anyone. Except Brad Pitt. But really, Leo? I’m only just recently deciding I don’t hate him anymore. I think just this week I said, “I think I’m over the titanic thing and I can’t stop hating you now.” He was really good in Catch Me If You Can.
I don’t know, there is only 5 years between them which really isn’t terrible but Is till can’t see it. She’d look so much better with so many other men in my opinion. But we could call them Jeo or Len… or Jeneo.
I don’t know about Leoston, doesn’t sound like a good connection to me. I still think she should marry Ross Gehlar. Someone, anyone I kind of feel bad for her.
Moving penis doll is funny, but I think I prefer a gender neutral doll if I had a girl.
Oh no, that has got to be some SNL made up commercial, right?
Yea, Jen is a trainwreck. No Leo for you.
I agree -Jen must have something wrong with her- Leo must step away from her if he knows what’s good for him!
I think Jen is going for Leo b/c he is the younger version of Brad.
Only maybe hotter b/c he didn’t leave his wife for his co-star.
Yeah, I’m still a little bitter.
Isn’t Leo already in a fairly serious relationship? Some short name…Bar? something like that.
Jen should go back to Vince. I liked them together.
And I TOTALLY had to laugh at Angie not letting Brad even “touch” her…uhm…how old are her twins? Coming from a mom of twins…it’s gonna be a little while before Brad’s allowed to touch
And PLEASE tell me that this doll is not real.
I’m only answering about the doll right now — but I am severely disturbed, this is a joke right??
Those UK-ers really know how to make ‘em. hahahaha.
Jen does what she wants. I respect that.
Too funny.
Laughing that you would reopen your shut down baby making factory for Leo.
What would Ryan Gosling say?
No freaking way… I did not just see a “boy” doll with a fake penis. That’s just wrong. Totally distracted me from the whole “Leofer” story…
OMG Brad finally got himself a new hat! About friggin time!
Baby wee wee is just not right. The last thing any mom needs is another baby peeing all over the place. I wish she was still with Vince Vaughn too! Anywho, I think I’m liking Leofer or maybe J.Leo! lol! I hope she finds someone worthy that makes her happy and not just a super hot sperm donor!
J-eo is cute, pronounced Geo? I don’t really like them together, not sure why. They are both gorgeous, so maybe they deserve to be together . . . or at least to have some “hot nights”.
Would you only re-open the factory for Ryan and Leo - or are there others????
That is NOT a real doll!?!?!? Is it?
Oh, good grief. Just what we need. Another male that plays with his penis. He totally did that with his mind, you know.
I’m all for the younger guy idea…maybe he’s ‘got’ what she needs..?..
And the doll, I think it would be alright if it didn’t MOVE…gross!
Hey there. I like your blog. Been reading the last several posts! And I’ve been all about purple lately, but not brave enough to try it out in some of my designs! Maybe now I’ll have the courage….
Ok,
A. Jen should definitely steer clear of Leo. He’s cute, but I just don’t see that working out at all.
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B. That just might be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.
About the doll…. “his little willy moves”??? I can’t believe that was for real. Good lord.
I grew up with dolls, and don’t tell anyone that knows my family, but my brother had an anatomically correct doll named Henry. This doll had a “willy” but it certainly was a LOT smaller and it didn’t move around like an uncircumcised erection! He did pee, but it wasn’t a stream either… oh my gosh. I believe in things being accurate, but boy, this goes a bit off the edge. I’m glad it was a flop (no pun intended)