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An Open Letter to John Mayer
Dear Mr. Mayer,
Just in case you do, in fact, google yourself, I thought I’d throw something out there to you (or the Universe since I fully believe in the power of “The Secret“).
On Sunday, July 13th, you will be performing a concert in Columbia, Maryland. This venue is only a mere 30 miles from my house. I would love, love, LOVE to attend your concert, but I am a chronic procrastinator and put off buying tickets until today. And guess what? Your pavillion seats are sold out. Congrats to you. :) Boo for me. 
Since you are John Mayer and probably could get your hot little hands on a few of the tickets, I am putting a request out to you (and the Universe) for just two measly tickets. (Preferably front row center, but of course I would take anything at this point.) (Accept the lawn because why bother, really. I could just youtube you performing if I wanted to see you that far away.)
July 13th, the date of said performance, just happens to also be my 11th wedding anniversary. We are both HUGE fans (well actually he loves U2 a little more than you but it is U2 so I think you can forgive that, but you are my #1 favorite singer, songwriter, guitarist, music person EVAH!!!!) so this would be like a gift from you to both of us.
I know you haven’t appeared on my Friday Eye Candy, and for that I am truly sorry. You are #4 on my laminated list (behind Ryan Gosling, James McAvoy, and Leonardo DiCaprio). I mean how could you not be:
To summarize: you… me… concert tickets… please. Thanks for your time. Have a great day. I love you.
Love,
Jen ( A real Goonie)
PS You can get in touch with me by email: dailymishmash (at) gmail (dot) com.
PSS To all my loyal readers, I apologize for Playlist. I am trying to score some John Mayer tickets and I want him to think that I always have his songs playing on my blog.
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To everyone here from POW–You can read An Open Letter to John Mayer Part 2 right here to see whether or not he gave me the tickets.
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you are so funny. I hope you get your tickets.
you.are.awesome.
The playlist is a nice touch.
He really is a beautiful creature…
Except when he sings. Frightening. They did a spoof of it on SNL that will live as my all time favorite..
Eye candy indeed!! Also loved your baseball eye candy, although some of them seemed a bit young to me (which just goes to show that I am definitely no longer 16!!)
I SO hope he does google himself.
Hilarious.
Dang, I can’t think of a creative way to tell you how funny you are that someone else hasn’t already said.
Oh well…I guess I’ll just have to be one of the masses to tell you that you are in fact, HILARIOUS!
I’ve been loving your blog! I really like the playlist because I’ve been hearing a lot about JM but haven’t really heard his music. I’ve kept your blog up and enjoyed the free music! So thanks for widening my horizons! Good luck on the tickets!
Nice tune-age
Love it, nice effect. I hope you get tickets, but, I just checked and July 13th is TOMORROW. I hope the Universe can move quickly this time, buddy. I am a Secret fan too . . . so I hope you are at home feeling happy and picturing yourself *already* owning the tickets 
The universe has been oddly good to me lately (remember those “Mad Skillz” I blogged about a couple of weeks back? Um yeah, totally ALL the universe!).
So dearie, I’ll put in a good word. If it doesn’t work for the John Mayer tickets, who knows, maybe you’ll get out of a speeding ticket or two.
Good luck with it - I hope that you get your tickets (I’ll be checking back to find out)
James
blog.jvf.com
Isn’t it a little late to try and score tickets to a concert on Friday for a concert for Sunday 2 days later? hmmm.. how is John going to send you your tickets? He’d had to hand-deliver them to you in person, is that OK? Would that be acceptable ? he he
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I’m assuming you have not seen the picture of Mr. Mayer in his Borat suit.
I had no idea you liked John Mayer that much. Doesn’t his enormous head bother you? I just want to rip it off and put a smaller one there. Maybe the one from Beetlejuice. Remember that guy? At the end of the movie it’s this larger guy with this really small head. Him and John Mayer should switch heads.
Hmm … maybe you should be glad that you didn’t get tickets … a few of my coworkers were at that concert last night … one had pavilion seats and he was fine … the other had lawn seats and got completely soaked during the hours of severe rain/lighting/thunder that lasted most of the evening …
So maybe John didn’t give you tickets so you wouldn’t be miserable in the weather!
You should have told me…I used to play drums for John before he was somebody. My wife is also a huge fan. And I’m completely lying about playing drums for him. However, the bassist in my old band turned down an opportunity to play with John Mayer to keep playing with us. He has no regrets. That IS a true story.
I *heart* John Mayer. I usually mute other people’s playlist. But I *heart* John Mayer. Happy POW!
Your boy John has a blog.
He reads Perez Hilton.
At least, that’s what I hear….
So I don’t think you were too far off in putting this open letter out there in the blogosphere!!!!!
happy pow, bff!!
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