Because Making Babies Is Fun

It really isn’t a question of whether or not my kids will be in therapy when they are older. The question is more of how much therapy they will need.

Reason #589 That My Kids Will Need Therapy:

I forgot to put my boobs (no they aren’t chicken cutlets) away and my son came into my room and saw them sitting on my dresser.  

This is actually one of my strapless bras in the summer.  I like it because it doesn’t have a back so you can wear it with low-cut or backless dresses.  Plus it is great to wear under a regular bra for a little extra cleavage.  And it is almost like getting a boob job without the whole being sliced open and stuffed with implants part.

Now I don’t mind sharing my beauty (hehe) secrets with the entire internet world but I did not need my 8-year-old son seeing this.  I feel like I’ve scarred him for life.  And my daughter couldn’t stop touching it so I don’t know what that means.  I really need to learn to pick up after myself better.   

Reason #590 That My Kids will Need Therapy:

I was working on this extremely important project when my daughter came in the room. I tried to click out real quick but she saw it. (Like I was looking at porn or something.  As if!!  Well, unless you know of an uncut, unrated version of The Notebook…I’m just saying.)


BABYMAKER.MAURYSHOW.COM…because making babies is fun.

Now, I know Ryan Gosling and I wouldn’t make the prettiest baby (no baby should ever have facial hair!) but I’m now more convinced than ever that we would make a really cute couple!  Don’t you think?  Although I think I may have scared him away with the chicken cutlet bra, but whatever. 

Ryan, don’t pay any attention to the weird bra, freaky baby or the fact that I’m already married.  Just focus on how cute we look together.

I think the funny thing about this isn’t really the picture, but the little line at the bottom.  “Because making babies is fun…”  That just about sums up The Maury Show and why I don’t watch it.  Ever.

This now concludes this edition of Reasons My Kids Will Need Therapy. 

July 22, 2008 | Filed Under GosWatch, Parenting Woes, Uncategorized 

Comments

23 Responses to “Because Making Babies Is Fun”

  1. Tonya on July 22nd, 2008 7:12 am

    The boobs are hillarious! Where did you get them? I need a pair! And the baby? Well, I have to admit he/she looks a little like Chuckie from that old horror movie…sorry.

  2. Shannon on July 22nd, 2008 7:33 am

    I will be purchasing a nice pair of boobs like that when I am done nursing the baby . . . I suspect they will shrivel back to nothing when I am done. Maybe I will just breastfeed her until she’s twenty . . .

    “interesting” looking little babe you and Ryan have there!!! At least the making babies part is fun :-)

  3. misty on July 22nd, 2008 8:34 am

    good point about the Maury show… But I wonder what the accidental tagline for Jerry Springer would be? hmmm…

  4. Memarie Lane on July 22nd, 2008 9:26 am

    I just made a Gerard Butler / Cockroach baby. It was… interesting.

  5. Emily on July 22nd, 2008 10:53 am

    I can’t see the picture!

  6. Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy on July 22nd, 2008 12:04 pm

    Cool boobs! I’ll have to look into getting a pair. My husband and I did one of the baby making things at Boomers. Happy to report that our son looks nothing like the result!

  7. Rachael on July 22nd, 2008 12:59 pm

    Hysterical - love the boobs and how you forgot to put them away. How did you explain THAT one??? I think you and Ryan would make a baby far more gorgeous that that picture!

  8. Patrice on July 22nd, 2008 1:17 pm

    Oh my gosh… this had me laughing so hard I nearly cried! You are hilarious! The baby is well… interesting. But seeing as you are such a cute couple I’m sure if you two actually had a baby together it would be gorgeous.. how could it not be?!? haha And I love the insta-boob job bra! I might have to check that out! Good point about The Notebook not actually being a comedy… I didn’t think about that! Thanks for stopping by my blog!! I’m definitely coming back here when I need a good laugh!

  9. McMommy on July 22nd, 2008 2:51 pm

    This post is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of why you are my BFF.

    YOU CRACK ME UP!!!

    p.s. Email me! I need to ask you a favor!

  10. Mamasphere on July 22nd, 2008 4:52 pm

    Hey, at least your boobs didn’t have nipples.

    I had no idea this kind of boob bra existed! How does one go about getting one?

  11. Runningamuck on July 22nd, 2008 8:50 pm

    I used to have those same “chicken cutlets” and was always worried that my kids would find them and I’d have to explain myself. It’s SO much more funny when it happens to someone else! lol.

  12. Becks on July 23rd, 2008 11:22 pm

    That baby is scarrry! But you really do look so fantastic with Ryan!

    P.S. I need me a chicken cutlet bra yo!! Hook a sista up. Where do you buy such things??

  13. Dana on July 25th, 2008 12:33 am

    OMG, I’m LOL! That babymaker is hysterical. And thanks for the beauty secrets, I may have to go find one of those bras, and keep it under wraps!

  14. a real anti-supermom on July 25th, 2008 7:43 am

    I’m coming back to do the babymaker. Why must I find a million things to do that are way more fun than packing…

    Love the bra!

  15. Monica on July 25th, 2008 9:25 am

    How did you explain it? Maybe you should have just said oh that’s tonight’s dinner we’re having chicken, hahahahaha.

    As far as the baby goes all I can say is my 9 and 6 year old are wondering around waiting for me to put their hair up and they saw this over my shoulder and my 9 year old goes, “What the?” I had to quickly scroll down and off of that and now they are more interested in what exactly my landlord is up to right now ;). They move on quickly.

  16. Chelle on July 25th, 2008 1:31 pm

    I am laughing so hard right now! You guys make an awesome couple! And your bra is awesome!! Where did you get it at?

  17. carol on July 25th, 2008 2:57 pm

    Oh my goodness.

    I think I now need therapy!

    Cannot stop laughing!

  18. formercitygirl on July 25th, 2008 4:37 pm

    ILOL! love the cutlets!

  19. Susan on July 25th, 2008 5:25 pm

    Too funny! Happy POW!

  20. Sarah @ Classy n' Fab on July 25th, 2008 5:55 pm

    Hahahaha I found your post on POW and - HILARIOUS!!!

    I have a pair and I loove them too. Except, I think they’re too small for my boobs now - I’m getting some weird lines when I wear them. Might have to upgrade to a bigger size - or lose 5 pounds. Ok, bigger size it is!

    Thanks for the hilarity!

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  22. Wendi on July 27th, 2008 10:58 pm

    Love the cutlets!
    Love the baby!
    I think we all need therapy now!
    Happy POW!!!

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