Best Celebrity Mugshots
With the news of Heather Locklear’s arrest for a DUI this weekend, I thought it might be fun to take a trip down the celebrity mug shot memory lane.
There is just something so rewarding about seeing the rich and famous in such humbling photos. You can call me “mean” (I’ve been told that a lot lately), but I just can’t help it.
The Latest Celebrity to have her mug shot taken:
Heather Locklear (finally not looking so damn perfect).
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The Celebrity Most Likely to Give Small Children Nightmares:
Michael Jackson
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The Celebrity Who Is Competing with Michael Jackson for the Nightmare Giver Title:
Andy Dick
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The Most Glamorous Celebrity Mug Shot:
Paris Hilton
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The Celebrity Most In Need of a Scrunchie:
Nick Nolte
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The Celebrity Most Likely to Call a Female Police Officer Sugar T*ts:
Mel Gibson
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The Celebrity I Hope Never Gets Another Mug Shot Taken Because He Needs To Make More Movies:
Robert Downey Jr.
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The Celebrity Most Likely to Never Play Nude Bongos Again (Darn!)
Matthew McConaughey
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The Celebrity Mug Shot That Made Me Lose Interest (i.e. The Turn-off Mug Shot)
Vince Vaughn
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The Celebrity Mug Shot Responisble for Making Me An Official Cougar (i.e. The Turn-on Mug Shot):
Shia LaBeouf
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Did I forget any? Who is your favorite criminal celeb?
For more celebrity mugshots, visit The Smoking Gun.
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Shia LaBeouf is my favorite – he is just the cutest kid.
Nick Nolte is just plain scary.
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Oh, I’ll take Shia any day! There’s just something so earnest about him that makes me adore him.
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I have to agree the Shia LaBeouf one is way too good.
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Coin Farrell–yah, I know I sound like a broken record.
I’m not sure he’s got a mug shot, but I read somewhere that he isn’t allowed to drive, so I”m guessing. If not, he should have a mug shot. It would put Shia to Shame!!
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I don’t think you missed any. I remember Mel saying in an interview that the Nolte mugshot was all he could think about as it happened, and he was doing his best to look sober.
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These are all good! Amen on Heather! Andy Dick finally looks like the addict molester that he is there! I’ve never seen that one of Matthew McConaughey! I’ve always said I’d never kick him out of bed, but he looks a little creepy in that picture!
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i LOVE Shia!
Seriously… is it weird to be proud of a celebrity, because I say it all of the time but I am so frickin proud of Robert Downey Jr! I fell in love with him in Only You and when he went down less than lovely roads, I was so sad for him. But finally, finally he seems to be doing amazing and it can’t be easy!
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Hehe…those captions are hilarious! And Andy Dick’s mug shot, to this day, never fails to scare me…next to the MJ one of course…Nick Nolte’s mug shot is just so wrong on so many levels…
Ah, my favorite mug shot is someone people hardly care about but because he is still able to look really cute and adorable while in custody, I just had to show it to you! Nick Carter’s mug shot!
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I love me some Mel, seriously! That’s almost as embarrassing as admitting I’m Catholic.
Oh and I’ve been on Shia since Even Steven for realz! I know he’s like 20 years younger than me, but that’s how we Catholics roll!
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LMAO, those are great. Lovin Heather’s. Ha ha, not so hot now, are ya?
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You’re crazy. ;^)
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wtf? Vince Vaughn? What was he arrested for? And where was I when it happened?
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Shia LaBeouf looks too cute for a mug shot…
Mel Gibson can call me suger t*ts anytime… might be cute in the accent… you know those always come out in full force when you’re drinking… my southern one comes out when I’m hitting the bottle…
Love Heather’s… like you said glad to see her not so perfect…
This post was a good trip down memory lane… what was Vince arrested for and I’m sure we can find one of Colin Farell, I think it’s that he’s so hot and so dirty at the same time that get’s me…
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You forgot Lindsay Lohan! And then a few I can think of for “Best Celebrity Mugshots – Part II” are: Nicole Richie, Hugh Grant, Mischa Barton, Carmen Elektra, Pee Wee, and for all you Friends fans out there, less we forget Yasmine Bleeth. “Run Yasmine Run” – I love that line!
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OMG, those are nasty!!!! Those are better than the “celebrities without make up” shots you see in magazines sometimes
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Vince Vaughn looks super hot…how could that be a turn off? Also, LOVED the comment about the scrunchie…really made me laugh.
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Yeah? When did Vince Vaughn get arrested?
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You had me cracking up at your comments on each one!!! I felt the same on many. The scrunchy for what’s his name – HAH! the cougar for Shia – HAH! Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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