Spoke Too Soon

Well, it looks like the rumors are true.  The “mystery brunette” is Ryan’s new girlfriend.   

Boooooo!!!  Hissss!! 

Yes, I thought there was still a chance for a McGosling reunion.  Didn’t you?!!   Yes, I’m a delusional person at heart.

Please don’t leave me a comment telling me that I’m insane.  I already know that I am.  I also know that he has the right to move on.  I know it’s been over a year since he and Rachel McAdams were last photographed together.  But I still held out a little hope.  Now all my dreams are shattered.

So, while we are on the subject of my delusions, it won’t shock you that I’ve already cast this mystery brunette as the role of Martha.  Don’t you remember Martha?   She was the girl from The Notebook that that brought Noah meals and that he sleeps with just to pass the time until Allie/Rachel comes back to him. 

 So, now all we need is Rachel to find her James Marsden/Lon Hammond guy and we are well on our way to hearing those seven beautiful words:  “It wasn’t over! It still isn’t over!” 

 Until then, I will mourn.  I do not want to see anymore hand-holding pictures.  And please, I beg of you, for the love of all that is right with the world, please do not EVER show them kissing.  My broken heart just can’t bear to see it.

I was planning to clean out my pantry tonight, but I’m too depressed to tackle it.  Instead, I’ll hit the ice cream and watch The Notebook and remember better times.  :(  

Scratch that…I’m going to watch “Starter for 10″ again  (just watched it last night and I really liked it, but will wait until the August Movie Madness to post the full review).

I’ve just decided that James McAvoy has taken the number one spot on my laminated list. 

Gosling out, McAvoy in.

July 7, 2008 | Filed Under GosWatch 

Comments

13 Responses to “Spoke Too Soon”

  1. Amy on July 7th, 2008 10:43 pm

    You are too funny. by the way, I saw Wanted this past weekend, have you seen it? McAvoy is looking mighty hot in that flick….

    I laughed about my post showing up in your google alerts. I got a lot of traffic for that post, I thought it was Johnny Depp’s name, but maybe it was because of all of the celebrities names in in. ;)

  2. misty on July 7th, 2008 11:16 pm

    It’s all about McAvoy. I tried to tell you…
    I have that on my netflix list. I am moving it to the top as I want to see it but feared it to be a B film…

  3. Runningamuck on July 7th, 2008 11:39 pm

    Aahhhh, McAvoy. Be still my heart. =0)

  4. Shannon on July 8th, 2008 7:23 am

    I liked him with Rachel too. Any idea who the new chick is?

  5. Emily on July 8th, 2008 8:31 am

    Poor Ryan. I think I just heard his heart break over you breaking up with him. Maybe this will jostle him into getting back with the gorgeous Rachel. *hugs*

  6. Kent on July 8th, 2008 8:49 am

    Yeeeeessssssssss (Napoleon Dynamite voice)!!! Now with Ryan out of the picture, my plan will soon be complete. Bwahahahahahaha (evil laugh). How ’bout these 7 words? “It was over! It still is over!”

  7. Becks on July 8th, 2008 12:40 pm

    I love you. Is that creepy? Probably. I love you because you sum up just how I feel about this situation. She is Martha. (although I like Martha much better) Really Ryan why must you go for the girl in skinny jeans. She looks bitchy and mean and I hate her and her skinny legs.

    Now on to James. I just watched “Starter for 10″ again last week. I just love him. Can’t wait for your review on it. I also can’t wait to watch “Wanted”. I told Chris we should go so he can watch Angelina and I can watch James. He agreed. Yes!

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  9. Kate on July 8th, 2008 8:46 pm

    Is it me or does McAvoy have really bad teeth? I’m a total teeth person (you wouldn’t know by looking at my husband though) and his are just bad. Therefore, he’s just bad.

  10. Firah on July 9th, 2008 1:38 am

    Se is absolutely a “Martha”…I totally agree with you on that

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  12. amanda on July 25th, 2008 10:14 am

    oh i soo hoped they would get back together too.

    boo hiss on the new girl - i mean bc it’s not you or rachel!

    but you are soo right about mcavoy - i just discovered him recently!! did you see him on john stewart awhile back?? oh be still my heart!!

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