13 Reasons To Cancel Fashion Week Forever

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ThreeBoys1Mommy is hosting a new carnival on her blog called What’s the deal with that? Wednesday.

The idea is to post about things that make you think WTF.  You should definitely check it out.  Here is her very funny WTF post about Windshield Tombstones.  Tonight’s list is a combination of a WTF post, as well as a Thursday Thirteen. Why participate in just one carnival when you can kill a bird with a stone or something like that.

Tonight, I am coming down hard on the fashion industry because they are OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!!!!  Let’s take a look at the most recent “unique” fashions to show up at the London, Paris and Milan shows over the past few months.

I believe that once you view these images you will 1. be scarred for life and 2. agree with me that they need to cancel all of these shows.  Indefinitely.   Call them off.  Shut them down.  Send the designers to jail.

Either that or just call them something else, because if this is what the experts call fashion then we are all in big trouble.  Comedy, Horror or Freak Show would be a way better name.

Are your eyes ready? Let’s start with the guys:

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Sadly, the women’s looks weren’t any better.  I’d argue that they are actually worse.  Prepare yourself for what you are about to see.

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Here’s one more Muppet Fashion Gone Horribly Wrong:

Finally we have what is probably my favorite reason to cancel fashion week forever:

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Yes, those are mice on her face.  Can you even imagine the poor model that drew the short straw and got stuck wearing this mask?

So, yeah, that’s my WTF for the day.  For more lists, check out Thursday-13.

If you would like to name any of the looks, go right ahead.  Feel free to leave them in the comments.

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March 11, 2009 | Filed Under I Like Lists, You've Gotta See This 

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23 Responses to “13 Reasons To Cancel Fashion Week Forever”

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  1. FickleMinded on March 11th, 2009 9:26 pm

    and they call it “fashion week”, i wouldn’t caught dead wearing those during the halloween!!!

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  2. Leslie on March 11th, 2009 10:04 pm

    I thought you vampire lovers were into that look????

    #12 looks like a rendition of Justin Timberlake’s SNL “D!*k in a box”…..

    “D!*k in a muppet”???

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  3. tena on March 11th, 2009 10:21 pm

    very fitting- I never did get runway fashion!

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  4. Alice Audrey on March 11th, 2009 10:58 pm

    Uh…. yeahhhhhhhh.

    What’s really sad is how often the models don’t have much of a body.

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  5. Angie on March 11th, 2009 11:35 pm

    I was laughing until I got to the mice. That’s just wrong. Very, very wrong.

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  6. Shannon on March 11th, 2009 11:48 pm

    I’m with Angie!
    I was laughing at first… especially at the egg dress!
    Then I came to the mice mask… ugh! That’s just nasty!

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  7. 3boys1mommy on March 12th, 2009 1:59 am

    Fried egg dress may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I only wear scrambled eggs!

    Mouse mask made me throw up in my mouth a little bit, I’m sure the model would have too if she had eaten something this month.

    Thanks so much for playing WTF Wednesday, I’m planning on putting up a proper Mr. Linky and arranging a gift for next weeks WTF I hope you’ll come back.

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  8. Hootin' Anni on March 12th, 2009 4:52 am

    To think I used to like Kermit the Frog!!! I’m not sure now.

    My thirteen is now posted…come join me? Happy Thursday.

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  9. Angel on March 12th, 2009 5:26 am

    They call this Fashion! I am so glad I have never been one for it, nor do I spend tons of money to buy it!

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  10. Jenn(ifer) on March 12th, 2009 5:46 am

    Holy Mice Face Batman! If that is what fashion is… I am SO glad to be the least fashionably person on the planet. I wouldn’t wear a Mice Bonnet for anything in this world. WTF is right!!!

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  11. Shannon on March 12th, 2009 6:08 am

    Unreal – who knew that kind of hideousness even existed??? Seriously?? My jaw is still on the floor from some of those photos!!

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  12. Rachel on March 12th, 2009 8:13 am

    I’ve never been a fashionista, but I don’t understand these… Is it the point to be outrageous or do the designers really think these are the new trends? Seriously.

    I kind of like the Animal one. :)

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  13. Adelle Laudan on March 12th, 2009 8:57 am

    Oh…My…Gawd!! and my daughter wants to be a model? I think NOT! I’ll have to show her this.
    Happy T13!

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  14. Jen E @ mommablogsalot on March 12th, 2009 9:24 am

    WTF indeed – what a waste of itme and money, that’s just ridiculous.

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  15. Mandy on March 12th, 2009 9:27 am

    Wow…That’s all I can say.

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  16. Janet on March 12th, 2009 9:43 am

    I thought it was all wicked funny til I saw the last one. What jerks!!!

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  17. Elaine on March 12th, 2009 10:07 am

    Yick. And perfect for WTF? Totally perfect.

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  18. Becky on March 12th, 2009 1:52 pm

    How in the WORLD do they keep a straight face while wearing such atrocities?!?

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  19. The Gal Herself on March 12th, 2009 4:41 pm

    It should be illegal to do that to a Muppet! (thanks for visiting my TT)

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  20. Cheryl on March 12th, 2009 4:44 pm

    If that doesn’t make you say WTF? I don’t know what will.

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  21. Jenni Jiggety on March 12th, 2009 8:53 pm

    I think I may need that Kermit shawl…

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  22. Bumbles on March 13th, 2009 11:15 pm

    Oh come on – I can totally see #4 and #12 strolling into my office – totally appropriate business attire!

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  23. nonsoccermom on March 15th, 2009 2:23 pm

    GAH! Fashion week, indeed!

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