An Open Letter on Behalf of Michael Jackson

Dear C and D-List Celebrities Paying Tribute to Michael Jackson,

It has been about a week now and I think the window for dressing up in a signature MJ outfit to “memorialize” the King of Pop is now officially closed.

Ok, we get it.   You are sad about him being dead and wanted to do your part to be media whores pay tribute.

But really, the end result is you looking pretty silly and embarrassing yourself in the process.

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Yes, Fred Durst, I’m talking about you.

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Oh Corey Feldman, you crack me up.

However, if you choose to proceed with your photo, please take the time to put on pants, remove the empty buckets of beer and the guy that looks like he is about to poop on the bed from the background of your tribute photo.

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I think that is the least you can do for Michael.  May he rest in peace.

Thanks,

Jen

PS.  Heidi and Spencer, I am talking to you.  Especially you.

If you like writing letters to people that will surely never read them, head over to Jenni’s blog at Jiggety Jigg to play along.

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July 1, 2009 | Filed Under An Open Letter 

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22 Responses to “An Open Letter on Behalf of Michael Jackson”

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  1. Lisa on July 1st, 2009 10:30 pm

    Is there a petition I can sign because I am SO with you on this one!

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    Jen Reply:
    July 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    We’ll consider these comments the petition so you just signed.

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    Linz McC Reply:
    July 1st, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Consider my comment a signature, please! [Oh Ryan, I pull that picture up on a regular basis and just gaze... sigh...]

    Linz McC’s last blog post..SYTYCD Top 16 Results

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  2. Linz McC on July 1st, 2009 10:57 pm

    Oh Jen, you crack me up. I so love your blog. If it weren’t for my randomly meeting Ryan in the airport, I would never have fallen for your blog. I should have submitted that for your celebrity encounters… Oh well.

    Anyway, i am assuming that is Lindsay Lohan and that pic is SO ridiculous. I can’t believe how bad. And isn’t that Corey Feldman’s regular non-MJ-mourning clothing?

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    Jen Reply:
    July 1st, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    I totally forgot all about you meeting Ryan at the airport! Yes, you REALLY should have linked up with your story!!

    LMAO at the Corey comment!!

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  3. Jen on July 1st, 2009 11:01 pm

    And yes, that is Lindsay Lohan in case anyone was wondering.

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  4. tyne on July 1st, 2009 11:08 pm

    Jen, You are constantly cracking me up!

    tyne’s last blog post..This Could Send Me to a Nursing Home in Ten Years

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  5. Susan in the Psych Ward on July 1st, 2009 11:30 pm

    This is so funny!

    Susan in the Psych Ward’s last blog post..I’ve Been Pink Boxed!

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  6. Patrice on July 1st, 2009 11:39 pm

    Wow I wasn’t even aware that this was happening! Good thing you brought this to my attention so I can join you in the fight to stop the madness!

    Patrice’s last blog post..R.I.P.

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  7. Kathy on July 2nd, 2009 2:24 am

    I couldn’t agree with you more! Lets get back to real news!

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  8. Elaine on July 2nd, 2009 7:52 am

    The sad thing is that Corey Feldman kinda looks like him.

    Elaine’s last blog post..Out With the Old, In With the New

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  9. Annie on July 2nd, 2009 8:32 am

    Agreed! All these smooth crimals need to stop the badness and beat it.

    Annie’s last blog post..Chinny, Chinny, where can I turn to?

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  10. Jen E @ mommablogsalot on July 2nd, 2009 8:34 am

    Seriously.

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  11. Jenni Jiggety on July 2nd, 2009 10:43 am

    You are awesome!!!!!!

    And does that mean I should stop the pants-less MJ tribute photo shoot I have planned?

    Jenni Jiggety’s last blog post..Open Letter: Dearest Toilet Bowl…

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  12. ThatMommy on July 2nd, 2009 10:47 am

    ROFL my open letter is to lindsay lohan. guess i’m signing the petition too. lol

    ThatMommy’s last blog post..Open Letter to …

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  13. MaNiC MoMMy on July 2nd, 2009 12:59 pm

    Hahah, on the guy pooping on the bed!

    And hey, regarding my blog post–you are a TERRIFIC mom if you’ve taken them to an amusement park. I hate those places!!

    MaNiC MoMMy’s last blog post..aN eXPeRiMeNT

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  14. misty on July 2nd, 2009 2:14 pm

    ok… Corey Feldman sort of always tried to look a little Michael so he gets an extension.
    and fred durst looks more like the homeless 85 year old alchoholic who lives outside our walmart. I guess he did it all for the nookie.
    sad.

    misty’s last blog post..on friends, cancer and home decor…

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  15. Nightowlmama on July 2nd, 2009 2:59 pm

    Thanks for the best laugh I had all day!! Don’t forget to add that she shave that stubble on her legs…ewww what is that any how. Insane.

    I so can’t thank you enough for voting for my essay to win the Disney Trip. I too pray win to give my 4 children a trip to remember . I will write a huge POST on how our trip went if I win and be sure to let you know.

    Nightowlmama’s last blog post..Thank You

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  16. Toni on July 2nd, 2009 3:14 pm

    Funny but so true!

    Toni’s last blog post..I’ll be fine; I always am…

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  17. Auds at Barking Mad on July 2nd, 2009 3:21 pm

    Corey Feldman….*sigh* how far you’ve fallen.

    And Fred Durst….dude, just give it up already!

    Auds at Barking Mad’s last blog post..Who Will "Thrill" the Next Generation?

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  18. Lila on July 2nd, 2009 4:26 pm

    Im totally with u! and u should put a petition… cuz everyone is going way beyond 2nd hand embarassing.

    I need my Goswatch fix! so u go and find him! Im totally counting on ur vision board! pics included ;)

    have a great Thursday or what is left from it.

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  19. Jenn(ifer) on July 3rd, 2009 4:24 pm

    Fred Durst – lmao!!!

    Jenn(ifer)’s last blog post..

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