Canceling All Curses Of Obesity With The Blood of Jesus
Sometimes I think about shutting down my blog. And by sometimes, I really do mean just about every day. Or at least every day I have raging PMS. Which is right about…um…NOW!!!!
I sat here today with absolutely NOTHING to blog about. So of course the natural first inclination is to just delete the whole thing. Yes, I tend to over-react a bit during this stage of my cycle in case you were wondering. My husband just loves this about me.
Anyway, just as I’m about to push the delete button on the whole kit and kaboodle there is always something that happens that makes me change my mind.
It could be a really nice comment that makes me smile.
Or maybe a new Ryan Gosling story or photo that I just HAVE to blog about.
Today it was a visit over to Google analytics. If you ever need some cheap (i.e. free) entertainment, start a blog and then every once in awhile go over and check out the searches that bring people to it.
Not only is it very amusing, but it will also assure you that there are way more freakier people in the world than you.
Take a look at a few of the searches that led people here:
big ass in bikini Sorry but my big ass will not be getting into a bikini anytime soon
secrets to a clean house You won’t find them here
10 ways to publicly humiliate your wife Really, dude?
how big is john mayer’s head I don’t think it is that big but if you ask my friend Kate she would say GINORMOUS!
- Looks perfect to me!
i hate eye candy Click away from the blog. You have landed on the wrong website. Then go see a doctor because I think there is something wrong with you.
i hate exercise You are in the right place! Let’s start a club. We can make posters and t-shirts and chant “i hate exercise” at our meetings.
making pig mash for kids Ew. Um, listen…how about trying allrecipes.com for some less disgusting recipes. Your kids will thank you.
man housework role reversal training I don’t know what this is but I want to know more. Note to self: Google this later.
matt damon underwear laundry Are we talking about Matt Damon doing my laundry in his underwear or adding Matt Damon’s underwear to my laundry. I’d prefer the first option if we get to vote.
sex in a mishmash of weirdness and color Sounds fascinating…tell me more.
These were interesting and somewhat amusing but this…I have no words. It just totally blew me away:
Canceling All Curses Of Obesity With The Blood of Jesus
So, thank you crazy freak for visiting the Daily Mish Mash. Your crazy search makes me want to blog for another day. I hope that you found your blood of Jesus and you were able to cancel all curses of obesity.
A question to my fellow bloggers: How often do you get a case of the blogging blahs? Do you ever think about stopping? What keeps you going?
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This just cracked me up! Keep on bloggin’ – you would be missed if you quit;o)
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I get the blah’s all the time. But I just keep coming back. It’s addictive this blogging thing.
Don’t write if you don’t feel it. We’ll understand.
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NOOOOOO!!! I forbid you to delete your blog!!! I would be so so so sad.
Where else would I go to get a good laugh just like I got today?
Anyway, yes I get the blogging blahs. I have them right now. I probably fantasize about a blogcation once a month.
I keep blogging because most of the time I love it. And I would be really disappointed in myself if I gave up. And I’ve made so many friends…I mean seriously I cross the country to hang out with these people and a lot of our interaction is through our blogs.
Don’t feel like you have to post everyday!
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lmao – who knew that person would save the day for the rest of us – I am very glad you didn’t delete your blog, I would honestly be heart broken!
I’ve only been blogging about a year – I’ve gotten the bloggy blahs a couple times, mostly I just walk away for a bit and eventually I think of something I feel the need to ramble about under the guise that it might be interesting / funny.
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Those are some quality searches! I get “dances a jig” and other lame-o things although I do get a lot of hits from foot fetish people which is weird…
Anyway, I do get the blog blahs…BUT I am pretty prolific with the nonsense so it doesn’t last long. Lucky me?
And of course, tomorrow is OPEN LETTER day…so there ya go for tomorrow’s post. ;-D
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I’ve been blogging for .. three years I think. I’ve only seriously considering deleting 3 or 4 times. Get the blahs ALL the time though. Glad you’re staying.
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Too funny!
I annually consider deleting – every January around the 15th. I’m like clockwork. Now I just stop blogging. This year I went “on hiatus” from January until May and I honestly wondered if I would ever blog again. But then, the bug hits and here I am!
My most searched for blog on Google is “I’ve Got Big Jugs” which taught me an important lesson about the words I choose in blog titles!
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Listen, I love my Jesus and His blood–but it has not cured my lingering problem with excess lbs.
The best Google search that lead folks to Lulaville? “Brazillian vulva wax.”
Good times.
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That is literally the best search term I have ever heard. Hilarious.
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lots of americans and europeans are getting obese these days because of over-eating. people should be controlling what they eat or they should workout their body to burn fat.
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