Monday Mish Mash

I took the weekend off and I feel like I have some catching up to do.  There are so many weird and wonderful things to share today.

First up, it seems we have another celebrity turned actor in our midst.  Joaquin started the trend, but I have to say that I think Corey Haim is the better gangsta.  What do you guys think?

Not bad, right?  I just wish Corey would stop putting those ridiculous highlights in his hair.  It doesn’t do a whole lot for his street cred.

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Ok, let’s move on.

I’ll be the first to admit that I wouldn’t mind having a little plastic surgery.  I’m thinking a tummy tuck, boob job and a little botox.  Nothing too extreme.

Then I see this and I start thinking that it might be a better idea to just skip it altogether.

Yikes!  What the heck is up with those boobs?

Tori is one thing, but this next one is just a horrible disappointment.

This guy is barely recognizable anymore.

When I first saw this picture, I had absolutely no freakin’ clue who this guy was.

Any guesses?

Let me give you a hint:

He appeared on last week’s “Loss To Women Everywhere” eye candy list.

Have you figured it out?

It’s Rupert Everett!  Do you believe it?

Dr. Brian S. Glatt says he looks 10 years younger, but I think that he looks 10 years weirder.  He doesn’t even look like the same person!

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Ok, next up is this crazy photo:

I know what you are thinking because it is the same thing I was thinking.  WTF????????

This is El Colacho.   Don’t worry if you’ve never heard of it, because this is the first time I’ve ever seen such madness.  This bizarre festival is celebrated in Spain.  There are processions, plays and a wide variety of unique festivities.  The strangest of them all involves grown men dressed as the Devil leaping over a row of babies lying in street.

Why are they doing this?   Well, it is believed that “devils”  jump they take all their evil with them and the children are cleansed of original sin.

Maybe it is just me, but I think I’ll take the chance of the original sin over getting my baby trampled by a demon matador.

Yeah, I really wonder why the Catholics get such a bad wrap.   (P.S. I’m Catholic so I’m aloud to ponder this.)

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Finally, take a look at my list of hotties over at Angie’s place today.  She did a great place picking out the photos.  I’m especially smitten over the Leo one.   So, go check it out.

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15 Responses to “Monday Mish Mash”

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  1. tyne on April 20th, 2009 7:26 pm

    Ok, that was hilarious… I always wanted to get a “job” until I saw that one! Yowsers!

    Facelifts are not for men.

    And the Demon jumping over the babies is CRAZY. You can see from the middle baby on the left that it is not working.

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  2. Amy @ My Friend Amy on April 20th, 2009 7:53 pm

    Oh my gosh that’s terrifying! (Rupert Everett)

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  3. Angie on April 20th, 2009 10:22 pm

    Ok, seriously, Tori’s boobs = scary.

    And Rupert…WTF?!?! I adored him in My Best Friend’s Wedding and in that flick he did with Madonna. Loved him! Age was definitely not good for him, but that face lift is 10 kinds of crazy.

    Thanks for the linky love!

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  4. SSC on April 20th, 2009 10:33 pm

    I am totally for plastic surgery. However you always have to take the risk that you might end up looking like Tori! As far as the other photo with jumping over the babies, YIKES.

    Thanks for stopping by!

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  5. Andrea on April 20th, 2009 10:40 pm

    tori needs a sandwich. or five. i really feel like she felt she needed to compete with the new crop of 90210ers and lost a ton of weight… and now maybe it is an addition for her? she looks sickly.

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  6. misty on April 21st, 2009 12:15 am

    ok… the video locked up. Does it ever show Corey’s face? It’s real? Corey haim will forever be adorable unless he goes to see Rupert E’s plastic surgeon. then he will just end up looking a wax figure of Kevin Kline. (Right? around the eyes he looks like the ripped him straight out of a fish called wanda…)

    and furthermore: the devil wears yellow jumpsuits trimmed in red? CREEPY!

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  7. Formercitygirl on April 21st, 2009 1:25 am

    I don’t believe it. That is not Rupert Everett!

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  8. HalfPint on April 21st, 2009 9:44 am

    That can’t be Rupert Everett – he must be so upset – of course now he can start an entirely different career since he is an entirely different person!

    As far as the Baby Jumping – I guess I would be okay with it as long as my kid is in the starting jump line area – no way for the last row.

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  9. Sarah on April 21st, 2009 11:40 am

    OH MY GOD……Rupert Everett! looks horrid.. I was so cute before.. that is just sad.

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  10. Elaine on April 21st, 2009 11:56 am

    This post a just a full plate of weird, isn’t it?

    First off, I wouldn’t call that “rapping” or really any form of music. And Tori? Ewww.
    And that’s seriously Rupert Everett? I don’t believe it. That’s awful. Is he in the witness protection program now or something? Oh and the jumping over baby thing? All I know is his shoe is WAY too close to their tiny baby heads. I’m Catholic too and that AIN’T happenin’ here…

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  11. jennykate on April 21st, 2009 12:47 pm

    You have a way fun blog! Thanks for stopping by mine yesterday!

    What is UP with Tori’s boobs? Weird fo sho. I also can’t quite get a grip that the guy in the picture is Rupert Everett. He was so cute in My Best Friend’s Wedding. Why do celebrities enjoy changing their appearance. Just be who you are, people!

    Hope you’re having a great day!

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  12. Jenny on April 21st, 2009 2:01 pm

    Oh my…Rupert looked soooo much better before. “Old” isn’t always bad. He had a sort of rugged and sexy in a “I’m an older, hottie” way. It looks like they may have actually reshaped his chin some, too??? Wow. What a shame. I guess he still has that cute accent, right?

    As for Tori — her boobs are the least of her problems. That girl has been messed up looking for YEARS… (sorry. That’s not nice.)

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  13. Jenn(ifer) on April 21st, 2009 2:41 pm

    That is RUPERT EVERTT! At first I thought it was Kevin Kline from “French Kiss”….wth! LoL TOO MUCH Plastic surgery = scary

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  14. Sarah Eliza @ devastateboredom on April 22nd, 2009 9:58 am

    Hahaha wowww. Those are some definite winners there.

    And yeah, I never would have recognized Rupert… bizarre.

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  15. Saj on April 22nd, 2009 3:30 pm

    I’m new here, so I’m a couple of days late on these comments, but I had to say some things.

    I’ve always thought Tori Spelling’s boobs were weird, even during her 90210 days. Maybe she didn’t get those boobs until part way through the college years, but they’ve always been freaky.

    And what the H*%$ is up with Rupert Everett??? I LOVED him in My Best Friend’s Wedding, and I really like how he looks in the “before” picture above. But the new look-UGH!!!

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