Questions, Questions and More Questions

The universe is full of many mysteries.

You have Stonehenge.

You have the Great Pyramids of Egypt.

And then you have the celebrities.

Here are a few of the questions I’ve been pondering today.  Hopefully you will be able to help me with the answers.

What book is Ryan Gosling carrying?

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ryan book

Does anyone recognize this cover??????  Is anyone able to CSI it so I can get it from my library before Ryan and I meet for naked book club?

And while we are on the subject of Ryan, how does one man look so good in a pair of jeans?

ryan jeans

But more importantly, WHO’S THAT GIRL????????????????

ryan new girl

Is this a potential new girlfriend?  If so, I think I might approve. Maybe.

Moving on from the mysteries of Ryan Gosling……..

How is Jennifer Aniston still single?

jennifer aniston singleDo her feet smell?  Does she have bad breath?  What is the problem?

Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini and wedge sandals?

jennifer love hewitt bikini tennis

In other words, has she gone and lost her mind?

Speaking of bikinis, how in the heck does Jennifer Lopez look that good in a bikini after giving birth to twins?

jennifer lopez bikini

Why hasn’t someone made wearing a bikini after you become a mom a crime?  Forget health care reform, let’s get on the anti-mom-bikini legislation immediately.  All these hot mamas are putting way too much pressure on the rest of us?

Why is Paula Abdul not returning to Idol?  Seriously, whyyyyyyyyyyy?

crying paula abdul

[This is how I felt after hearing the news.]

What is the point of watching Idol anymore?   Why not just cancel the whole damn show?

How am I supposed to go on after hearing this news?  I loved Paula!!

If anyone has answers (especially if you can tell me what book Ryan is carrying) feel free to leave them in the comments.

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  1. Jen E @ mommablogsalot on August 5th, 2009 10:33 am

    My husband and I were wondering the same thing about Jennifer Aniston – seriously? Who wouldn’t want to date her? As for Paula, I’m with you. I’m not sure I even feel like watching anymore. I’m kind of over it.

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  2. Susan in the Psych Ward on August 5th, 2009 11:16 am

    Sorry I couldn’t help you with the book.

    Jen Anniston? I wonder the same thing.

    And I agree on the whole bikini thing…. so much I even blogged about it at the beginning of the summer and have gone to the pool very sporadically this summer because the moms there in them make me uncomfortable…. no, not really, but it has inspired me to work out again. NOT that I will ever don a bikini again!

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  3. Patrice on August 5th, 2009 12:20 pm

    I love this post! Sadly, I do not have the answer to any of these questions. I think it is a mistake of FOX to let Paula go. And whoever that girl is, she is NOT Rachel McAdams or you, so clearly she’s not good enough for Ryan!

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    Jen Reply:

    It has been hard to move on but I have finally come to accept the fact that McGosling is over. We need to move on and let Ryan find love with someone else. This chick looks like a very down-to-earth-girl-next-door-type. I like that. Hope he is happy.

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  4. Sarah on August 5th, 2009 1:01 pm

    Such good questions. Maybe Ryan is reading 20 Boy Summer? I agree with Patrice. I liked Rachel and Ryan together. Did you see The Notebook/MTV Movie Awards? Such chemistry!
    Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing tennis in a bikini and wedges because she’s hoping to twist her ankle and get out of work. Oh, maybe that’s just me. Yeah, she’s probably lost her mind.
    And Fox has been drinking whatever she has, letting Paula go.

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    Jen Reply:

    Seeing the MTV movie best kiss was without a doubt the best moment I’ve ever watched on tv. PERFECTION!!

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  5. Amy @ My Friend Amy on August 5th, 2009 1:07 pm

    I don’t know if I’ll watch Idol next year without Paula!

    also that is not 20 Boy Summer though that idea did make me laugh out loud!

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  6. Memarie Lane on August 5th, 2009 2:26 pm

    Those celeb moms all get tummy tucks, it’s a package deal with their C-sections.

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    Jen Reply:

    That makes sense! I’d love to get a tummy tuck.

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  7. Smellyann on August 5th, 2009 3:00 pm

    You cracked me up with the “naked book club” comment! Hee!

    I’m totally with you on the anti-mom-bikini thing. It’s not fair. And she obviously had surgery. I had twins, there’s no way you’re getting out of that without a saggy belly!

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  8. Sibbli on August 5th, 2009 4:27 pm

    the book is called “Warm Bodies” by Isaac Marion

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    Jen Reply:

    Thanks so much for sharing this! The mystery is solved!!

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  9. Stephanie on August 5th, 2009 9:55 pm

    When are those photos with Ryan and the girl from? What’s the source?

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    Jen Reply:

    They are from Aug 2nd and the source is http://www.filmmagic.com.

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  10. shelly on August 5th, 2009 10:35 pm

    okay if that is the book, warm bodies, then here is what the book is about.

    Summary
    A zombie in a post-apocalyptic desolate landscape befriends a rare living girl and finds himself being transformed by his relationship with her. An extension of a short story by the same author: I am a Zombie Filled with Love.

    Apparently his taste in books is crazy and zombie-ish , like his music.

    And i approve of his new girl, she looks cute .

    maybe jen a. is needy? not sure, she is hot !!

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  12. dancing in beaumont on August 6th, 2009 8:29 am

    Jen, i am so loving your work! Good job on the sleuthing. Does he really need a new girl? And does she have to be so pretty?? Anyway, I guess she is not some silly starlet at least!

    Now To the other Jen. Over at Stars Hollow we tried for along time to find her a partner. many great suggestions, but still no match! I am afraid that she must be an absolute pain in the arse to hang with which is such a shame because i always thought we could be friends!!!!!!

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