GosWatch: Yum is Right!
Look, I know it has been awhile since my last post , but there’s nothing like a good Gos-sighting to bring me out of hiding. I was just about to head to bed and came across these photos from Perez and couldn’t resist sharing. My first thought when I saw these were ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
He is so HOT in these pics that I can almost feel the heat radiating from the monitor. Is it just me or does it look like that sidewalk is actually melting from the very touch of his big, gorgeous feet?
Come to think of it, I interrupt this GosWatch with an important announcement.
ATTENTION SCIENTISTS:
I think I have found a solution to the energy crisis. If there is any possible way that someone could take even a small fraction of Ryan Gosling’s sexual energy and harness it, we’d be able to power the entire world and then some.
I have no idea how you would go about doing such a thing, but I would be more than willing to lend a helping hand in making this endeavor happen.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
Ok, back to the post….I have no inside scoop on this mystery poncho lady. I do not know who she is, what planet she is from or what relation she is to Ryan but I’m sure that every gossip site in the next couple of days will have him dating/marrying her. The poor guy can’t even be within 50 feet of a female human without them having him walking down the aisle.
I swear at one point, there was a rumor he was dating his own mother. I’m not even kidding.
Look, I don’t blame the media. It is only natural for them to want him to find a Mrs. Right, settle down and PROCREATE already, damn it!!
Because in addition to love sweet love, what the world needs now is baby Goslings. Am I right?
Friday Eye Candy: Lindsay’s Valentines
Lindsay tweeted me a few weeks ago saying that she was working on her eye candy list. When she sent me the final product with pics, I let out a little squee. It was like someone had made an eye candy list just for me! We have such similar taste in men!
Since most of my favorite guys are represented on her list (with the exception of a certain DiCaprio), I thought I’d wait until Valentine’s weekend to post it.
I don’t know why but I just pictured this perfect assortment of guys sitting in a gigantic, red, heart-shaped box. They would all be covered in chocolate (of course!). In my mind, they are sitting in their little tin cups just waiting to be selected, nibbled on and then completely devoured.
Lindsay’s list and her chosen pics are eye candy at it’s finest. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did!!
Rob Pattinson
(Note from Lindsay: Sorry, I picked three Rob pics
I couldn’t choose. For the rest there are only one photo per person.)
(Note from Jen: BRING IT!! The more Rob the merrier!!)
James McAvoy
Matthew Goode
Ryan Gosling
Sam Worthington
Christian Bale (Note from Lindsay: I haven’t quite given up on him)
Joaquin Phoenix (Note from Lindsay and the rest of the women in the world—except that year with the beard…)
So if a giant candy box showed up at your door and it contained an assortment of these delectable men, which one would you most enjoy indulging in this Valentine’s Day weekend?
(**Connect with Lindsay at her blog or on Twitter.**)
Snowtorious B.I.G.
It has been quite the week around here. Over the past five days or so, we have gotten almost four feet of snow. That brings our total to 79 inches this winter. I’m not sure what Maryland did to piss off Mother Nature but it is INSANE!
People have been calling it Snowmaggedon, the Snowpocalypse, and my personal favorite–Snowtorious B.I.G. (In case you didn’t know, there are a plethora of ways to add the word “snow” to words and phrases to make clever little nicknames.)
Brad has only been in to work one day this week and the kids have had off school the entire week. At this rate, they will still be in school way into the summer and will be lucky if they get the Fourth of July off.
This is the what my street looked like yesterday:
My friends on Facebook are posting status updates like “Red rum. Red rum.” They seem to be getting a bit of cabin fever being trapped in their houses.
I am not among them. I am thrilled with being snowed in! I love not having to go anywhere or do anything. I love not having any obligations and just relaxing. Winter is supposed to be about hibernating, right? I am content to stay in my comfy, elastic pants all day. Buttons and zippers are way overrated.
I have been feeling like I’m in a bit of a time warp though. I woke up yesterday thinking it was Thursday and was getting all excited for the new Survivor: Heroes vs Villains only to find out that it was actually Wednesday. It is a little weird not having any idea what day it was since the days are just blurring together into one big ball of snow at this point.
Luckily, today is actually Thursday and it is time for Survivor. How excited are you about this?!?! I am, of course, rooting for Boston Rob to go all the way. I haven’t watched this show in forever, but Boston Rob is enough to make me tune in again. There is something about his adorable accent, even if he has absolutely nothing at all to say that makes him completely endearing.
The opposite of endearing is John Mayer. What the heck is up with his mouth lately? A few weeks ago I had a really long wait in the dentist’s office so I read through his interview in Rolling Stone where he talks about masterbating and pitching tents on vaginas. Now he is at it again talking about Jessica Simpson being sexual Napum. Is this a compliment or an insult? I have absolutely no idea what he is even talking about, but I know that as a woman I’m supposed to be offended. Right?
That about wraps it up. Since I’m pretty much stuck inside with no place to go please entertain me by leaving me a comment. Tell me, will you be watching Survivor tonight? What are your thoughts on John Mayer? What is the weather like where you live?
PS In case you were wondering…Ryan Gosling is still hot:
PPS. So is Leo (although I’m thinking he may need to rethink his stance on global warming–see above photo.):
Visions of Gosling Dancing in My Head
You know those friends who you can go months and months without seeing or speaking to and then when you finally get together it is like no time has even passed. Yeah, well let’s just pretend that this blog is one of those friends.
I am absolutely horrified at how long it has been since I’ve last written a post. I didn’t want you to worry and think that I’ve slipped into some sort of Gos-induced coma after seeing all the photos and videos from Sundance since that was the last you heard from me. (For the record, it was more like a trance than a coma.)
I know I said I’d update my post with the videos as they came in but there were just way too many. I found myself watching them and just being left speechless.
Now that some time has passed and I’ve had time to properly digest and reflect on the videos, I thought it would be best to narrow it down and just post my absolute favorite instead. After careful consideration, I have decided that the first 60 seconds or so of this video contains my favorite Ryan moment at Sundance and pretty much sums up why I love him so much.
(If you are viewing in a reader, you may have to click over to watch the clip. Trust me, it is totally worth your time. Remember all the action happens in the first minute of the video so just hit play to see what I’m talking about.)
How is it possible that he made the most ordinary, mundane act of picking the lint off of Michelle’s sweater look so damn sexy? Just when I think that he can’t possibly get any more attractive he goes and proves me wrong. It is almost criminal how beautiful he is!
And did you happen to notice the way he looks at her while she is talking? It is though every fiber of his being was focused on what she had to say. I’m married to a wonderful man but if I tell him something I usually have to stand in front of the tv, raise my voice and repeat myself twenty times before he grunts a “Yeah, yeah, ok. I heard you,” at me.
Finally, before I conclude this post I’d like to address a very important little Gos-tidbit that came out of all the Sundance interviews. Apparently, he has taken up a new hobby.
He says:
“I’m taking ballet classes at the YMCA. It’s good for my posture.”
I know how I feel about this, but I’m curious how you all feel. Some might find this latest piece of news a tad bit…um how should I say this…unmanly. I think it is the furthest thing from the truth. I love that he is so secure with his masculinity that he isn’t afraid to branch off and try new things even if they aren’t your typical run-of -the mill “guy” activities. Ryan isn’t your typical run-of-the-mill guy so it makes perfect sense to me. I find it incredibly HOT (no big surprise there)!!
What do you think? Ballet lessons–hot or not?
Just in case you needed a little visual to help you with your choice:
Sigh.
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Here are a few other clips that are totally worth a watch:
-In this video, Ryan reflects on The Notebook and gives some really great relationship advice. I could listen to him talk about dirt all day long, so it is a bonus that he is talking about love. This is truly a MUST SEE video for any true Gos-fan.
-This clip is short but it is absolutely adorable. Love when he says “It’s not long enough if you ask me, but you didn’t. Action.”
Enjoy!




























