Caught!
The rumors have been swirling. I’ve been doing my best to try to avoid them. I was really hoping that they were untrue.
I think this picture pretty much confirms what everyone has been speculating.
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart really are an item.
Ugh.
This picture makes my eyes hurt. I’m sorry, but it does. I’m not a big fan of the K-Stew so I obviously think that R-Pattz could do better.
What are your thoughts?
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Questions, Questions and More Questions
The universe is full of many mysteries.
You have Stonehenge.
You have the Great Pyramids of Egypt.
And then you have the celebrities.
Here are a few of the questions I’ve been pondering today. Hopefully you will be able to help me with the answers.
What book is Ryan Gosling carrying?
Does anyone recognize this cover?????? Is anyone able to CSI it so I can get it from my library before Ryan and I meet for naked book club?
And while we are on the subject of Ryan, how does one man look so good in a pair of jeans?
But more importantly, WHO’S THAT GIRL????????????????
Is this a potential new girlfriend? If so, I think I might approve. Maybe.
Moving on from the mysteries of Ryan Gosling……..
How is Jennifer Aniston still single?
Do her feet smell? Does she have bad breath? What is the problem?
Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini and wedge sandals?
In other words, has she gone and lost her mind?
Speaking of bikinis, how in the heck does Jennifer Lopez look that good in a bikini after giving birth to twins?
Why hasn’t someone made wearing a bikini after you become a mom a crime? Forget health care reform, let’s get on the anti-mom-bikini legislation immediately. All these hot mamas are putting way too much pressure on the rest of us?
Why is Paula Abdul not returning to Idol? Seriously, whyyyyyyyyyyy?
[This is how I felt after hearing the news.]
What is the point of watching Idol anymore? Why not just cancel the whole damn show?
How am I supposed to go on after hearing this news? I loved Paula!!
If anyone has answers (especially if you can tell me what book Ryan is carrying) feel free to leave them in the comments.
This and That
A few things running through my mind and if your tivo didn’t record LOST or Idol last night, you may want to skip this post because there are spoilers ahead…
- I was shocked by last night’s Idol. I really thought it was going to be a Danny vs Adam finale.
I’m not saying that I think Kris is less talented or doesn’t deserve his spot because we voted for the guy a ton of times over the past few months. He’s definitely the favorite in our house, but I just thought that Danny had a huge fan base (like Adam). Now that Danny is out, I have to wonder if Kris might have real potential to actually win the whole thing. Logic says that most of Danny’s voters will be more into Kris’ style than Adam. It should be an exciting finale next week.
Who do you want to win American Idol?
- LOST is always a mindtrip, but last night’s episode totally took the cake. My favorite part-and I think maybe one of my favorite scenes ever on the show-was when they showed Bernard and Rose living a happy retired life in the jungle. I just loved how annoyed they were to see Kate, Juliet, and Sawyer show up. Then Rose has this awesome line–
“It’s always something with you people. … We traveled back 30 years in time and you’re still trying to find ways to shoot each other?
Then there was the whole unveiling of the Jacob character. I don’t know about you but I expected him to look a whole lot creepier than he did. I mean with his scary cabin in the woods and the way Ben feared him, I just expected more of a freak factor. (I’m thinking Twin Peaks or Children of the Corn freaky, not the Little House on the Prairie/Touch by an Angel/Waltons looking guy they chose.) Unless, of course he is supposed to represent God or an angel, but then why the creepy cabin in the woods? I’m so confused.
What did you think of LOST’s season finale?
- I just read the Martin Scorcese will direct “Sinatra,” a film telling Frank Sinatra’s life story. The internet is speculating that Leonardo DiCaprio will get the role and I think that would be an excellent choice (except for the fact that I’ve never heard Leo sing). I’ve also read a few plugs for Harry Connick Jr. and James Franco.
Who do you think could pull off this roll?
Don’t Even Start
Yes, these photos of Slumdog co-stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto are very sweet.
So sweet, I even started to get a little excited and tried combining their names, although I really couldn’t come up with anything catchy. Deveida? Devinto? Patelinto? See what I mean.
The romantic in me wants to jump on the love train and never look back.
But then I remember.
I remember…
I hope this serves as a message to us all.
Life will go on, but it will never be quite the same now that the world is missing the love of the greatest couple to ever get together on a movie and have a relationship in real life.
Other on/off-screen couples I am banning from my heart are as follows:
Zanessa (Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are cute. No they are freakin’ adorable, but their days are numbered. Yes, I said it. You better start preparing yourself now, tweens.)
RPattz and KStew (So they aren’t officially a couple yet, but there are more rumors that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are hooking up again off the set of New Moon. I don’t really believe it, but just in case their love is dead to me!!)
Gossip Girl Real-life Lovers- Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (Stop it, just stop it right now.)
Am I missing anyone? Are there any other on/off-screen couples I should know about so I can add them to my banned list?
This Doesn’t Bode Well…Or Does It?
According to a story that ran in the New York Daily News, Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas (best known for his role in Sweet Home Alabama) are an item. They were spotted together at the Purple Ball in DC on Inauguration night.
A source told the paper:
“They were so lovey-dovey, nibbling on each other’s necks, gazing into each other’s eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching.“
Now, as a die-hard McGosling fan, of course this news comes as a huge blow to my dreams of Ryan and Rachel getting back together. Here are my thoughts:
1. Clearly, Rachel has a “type”. I mean, Josh is no Ryan, but he does have some of the same features. Don’t you think?
2. McLucas sounds ok, but no where near as great as McGosling.
3. I’m still not sure I believe it because I just can’t see the whole neck-nibbling thing happening at an inaugural ball, but I could be wrong. We all know Rachel doesn’t mind a little PDA (click link only if you feel like being sad) so you never know.
4. Rachel and Josh would make decent looking babies, but no where near the perfect specimens that would come from the pro-creation of McGosling. Don’t ask me how I know this to be true. I just do.
5. I have decided that this is actually a positive turn of events. We needed Josh to come on to the scene to fill the role of Lon Hammond.
If there is any hope for a Notebook happy ending, we need “the other guy” to make Rachel realize that her heart will always belong to Ryan. Josh Lucas seems like an acceptable choice for this role.
What do you think about the pairing?
My Ideal Travel Companion
I’m sure when you look at the title of this post, most of you will assume that I mean Ryan Gosling or some other member of my laminated list.
And you would be wrong.
After recent developments, I have decided that I would like to go on my next vacation with Amy Winehouse.
Yes, you heard me right.
Before you send me off to rehab, hear me out. I’ve got some perfectly valid reasons for my choice. Or better yet, some photographic evidence that will prove my theory.
Reason #1: No need to feel self-conscious in my bathing suit anymore. On the beach, all eyes will be on Amy.
Reason #2: We probably won’t run out of drinks.
(I spy 10 glasses. How many glasses did you find?)
Reason #3: If we do run out of drinks, Amy has no problem begging for them.
(This picture would be much funnier if they showed the reactions of the other guests. I’d love to see their expressions. I wonder if they are even paying any attention to the crazy woman crawling around outside the restaurant. Or is this just the normal nightly spectacle?)
Reason #4: I might actually have a chance at winning a game of Scrabble.
Reason #5: Actually I don’t have a fifth reason. I was hoping you could help me.
What is it about the following picture that makes you want to vacation with Amy Winehouse? Leave your answers in the comments?
If you are reading this, Amy. The next time you go to St. Lucia, give me a ring. I’d love to be your traveling companion.
Side by Side
I don’t have time for a real post. I promise I’ll write one after Christmas. My mind is just too jumbled right now to string together anything coherent.
I just thought I’d do a few side by side shots to get your opinion on a few things:
First, here is what Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams would look like if they were spending the holidays in Canada together (like they should be). They are both rocking the cute coats and I can picture them walking hand in hand down the street on their way to pick out their Christmas tree. Can’t you?
Oh well, a girl can dream.
Next, in Twilight news, I would like to discuss the Jacob Black controversy. Supposedly, they are considering another actor for the role. I believe his name is Michael Copon. I really don’t understand this. This other guy doesn’t look that much bigger or wolf-like? I mean do they really think they are going to find an almost seven foot tall/ Native American-looking actor that would be better? I think Taylor did a great job as Jacob in Twilight and I just read that he has put on 19 pounds of muscle to keep the part. I appreciate his dedication and hope that he gets to keep the role. I think with a little CGI/movie magic they should be able to make him bigger. Here is a side by side of the two actors considered:
And of course, we must discuss Robert Pattinson’s new haircut.
I think he definitely still looks hot but it takes a little away from his Edward-ness.
What do you think? Upgrade or downgrade?
That’s about it for now. I probably won’t post again until Friday, so I just wanted to wish everyone who celebrates a very Merry Christmas!!
McGosling Wedding Postponed
It seems as though the fake wedding that I’ve been planning in my head for Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling is going to have to be put aside for awhile.
It turns out that they are both “openly single”, and although they still love one another they just can’t seem to make it work.
A source told People,
“He still loves Rachel and Rachel still loves him, but the timing is off and they can’t make each other happy right now.”
Please help me digest this information. What should we take from this? Does this mean that the wedding will be this year or next year?
While we are on the subject of Rachel McAdams, I just read that she will be filming a new movie with Harrison Ford. It’s a romantic comedy. Is it just me or does that sound a little creepy? All I know is that there better not be any off-screen chemistry. He’s still with Ally McBeal, so we’re safe right?
Finally, here is the picture that People used in their McGosling story:
I really like Rachel’s coat. Actually I need this coat. Does anyone know where I can find one like this?
You’re Killing Me, Celebrities
I know there are way more important things going on in the world that I could/should be writing about but commenting on celebrity gossip is so much more fun.
Here are just a few things that caught my attention this week that I just couldn’t ignore.
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I was all set to watch the MTV special “Britney: For The Record” that airs tonight at 10pm until I read that she insulted Katie Holmes’ fashion sense in the documentary.
While out shopping with her assistant she holds up a blouse and says,“Look, this is very mommy.”
Her assistant replies, “It’s very ugly.”
Britney wrinkles her nose and laughs, “It is very Katie Holmes.”
What?!
How could someone that has worn such ridiculous outfits as these in the past insult someone as classy as Katie Holmes?
I was all set to get on a plane and head off to L.A. (Los Angeles) or LA (Louisiana) or wherever the hell she is right now and give her a piece of my mind, but then I decided that I’ll let this one slide because Britney must have made that comment after seeing Katie wearing this get-up:
A lot of people focused on how cute/creepy Suri looks in her sunglasses but I can’t seem to take my eyes of that dress/skirt/thing Katie is wearing. It is just awful:
Now, don’t get me wrong, it is still a WHOLE LOT BETTER than those trashy whore costumes that Brit wears but still. Ick! Katie, please refrain from wearing this sort of atrocity in the future. You don’t want to make Britney sound like she actually knows what she is talking about.
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While we are on the subject of the Cruises, a lot has been said about the lack of a coat in many pictures of Suri these past couple of months.
If you’ve ever been to NYC in the fall/winter, you know that it is really cold and that you need to dress for the weather. I think this photo from Perez Hilton says it all:
I was all set to get on the “Save Suri” bandwagon until I read excerpts from an interview that Tom Cruise did where he calls his daughter “strong-willed” and although he doesn’t mention the coat, he does say that she refuses to wear pants. He says:
“I put a pair of pants on [her] and as soon as I walk out, the pants are off and a dress is on.”
Doesn’t it look like she is trying to take the coat off in these pictures from Thanksgiving?
When my son was a toddler, he had a lot of issues with clothes. They had to fit just right and God forbid that I forgot to take the tag out of them. The change of seasons was especially hard. Going from shorts to pants or long sleeves to short sleeves always led to the inevitable meltdown.
I did try to ignore a lot of the fits, but there came a point that Mom and Dad knew best and we just made him wear the clothes that were appropriate for the season. Eventually (after a few days) he got used to wearing the new attire and stopped fussing about them.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I think I understand the lack of coat pictures and I feel for Tom and Katie, but at the same time I think they need to step up and just make Suri wear the damn coat.
So what do you think? Do you fight the coat battle with your kids? Should parents make their kids wear a coat when it is freezing out or should we just do the natural consequence thing and let them get cold enough until they ask for it?
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Speaking of covering up, there seems to be a new trend cropping up of celebrities urinating outdoors. First, it was Prince William (Click here if you want to see the pictures, but BEWARE-they are not safe for work!! But you know you want to click. I mean how often do you get to see a Prince’s penis? Too bad it wasn’t Harry’s.) and now it seems as though Marky Mark Wahlberg can’t seem to hold it.
The star was caught by the paparazzi peeing against a wall.
Prince William was at least peeing in what looks like some sort of rural setting , but it appears Marky Mark is in a city. There have got to be bathrooms around somewhere.
Is it just me or is this a bit rude?
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Joaquin Phoenix has been really pushing my buttons lately.
First, he made the depressing announcement that he was leaving acting to pursue music.
If you didn’t see it, you MUST watch this video. It is almost as awkward and absurd as a scene from The Office.
As I mentioned before this initially upset me, but then I couldn’t help but think about him performing sexy, bluesy-type numbers looking like he did in his Walk the Line days.
I actually started to get excited about the potential for all the hotness that might arise from these new developments.
I really did want to give him the benefit of the doubt and be a supportive fan, but he is just making it so damn hard.
Take this picture of him saying “Bye!Good” as a perfect example:
The guy just seems a bit lost.
The final nail in the “sexy musician fantasy” coffin was hammered in today after I read the story of his first performance. I have been sitting here shaking my head ever since.
It seems as though Joaquin is going in a different direction from what I was hoping.
Brace yourselves.
If you are eating, you may want to swallow first.
Seriously, you really should sit down for this.
Are you ready?
Here it is…
Joaquin Phoenix wants to be a rapper.
Apparently, he showed up at a club last week and surprised the crowd with an impromptu rap performance.
It’s like he took the fantasy right out of my head and threw it on the ground and stomped all over it.
Why must he be a rapper? Why must he look like a drunk lumberjack? Why are you doing this to me, Joaquin. This is not what I envisioned.
I have no other words for this. Do you have words? I just need someone to tell me how this scenario will not be as awful as I’m imagining it will be.
Is This A Good Or Bad Thing?
I just read something very interesting. President-elect Barack Obama is currently reading the Twilight series with his daughter.
While there are many good things that could come out of this, such as:
New National Holidays
Excellent choices for cabinet positions:
And most importantly, using his power for good causes, such as getting Stephenie Meyers to publish Midnight Sun sooner rather than later:
However, I’m a little worried about the repercussions of our next president becoming a Twilight fan. While he may have had great ideas and plans to change the country for the better, I think that he might become a bit distracted by the addictive nature of the series.
Here are a few of the circumstances that I imagine might happen:
Trying to perfect that “Cullen” look:
And the worst-case scenarios:
Too devastated to go on with running the country while reading New Moon:
Obama refuses to sleep until he finishes Breaking Dawn:
So, I’m still on the fence. What do you think?
Is Obama reading Twilight a good or bad for the country? Can you think of any other scenarios that might arise if he becomes Twilight obsessed?
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