Bonus Eye Candy: Angelic
Ryan was spotted sitting courtside (a la DiCaprio/ Nicholson) at a Laker’s game the other night. Is anyone else just as baffled by this turn of events as I am? In all the years I have been stalking him, this is the first time I’ve seen him go to any sporting event. This is very peculiar, but if there is one thing about Ryan that I’ve learned is that he will always keep us guessing.
I’m not at all complaining though because a sighting is always welcome. I just wish I was a photoshop guru. I would cut out Ryan from this photo and put him on a background of clouds and angels and harps because this man does not belong on earth with us mere humans. His hotness has reached levels of DIVINE proportions at this point.
Is it just me or is anyone else singing Alleluia in their minds right now?
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GosWatch: Documentary Bliss
Stop whatever you are doing right now because whatever it is can wait. You MUST watch this Dead Man’s Bones video IMMEDIATELY!!!
(If you are viewing this in a reader, you may need to click through to see it. There are 3 or 4 parts to it so make sure you let it buffer and watch all of it.)
It is pure and simple GosGOLD!!!!!!
My heart melted repeatedly as I watched him interact with the choir kids and the weird talent show people. There are so many great parts!! (Note: For the record, my favorites are when he talks about the girl’s bare breasts and when he tries to let the poop opera girl down easy about not being able to perform in the talent show.) The way he relates to people is just so magical. I am completely and utterly in love with this beautiful man and I will be until the day I die.
The End.
GosWatch: Yum is Right!
Look, I know it has been awhile since my last post , but there’s nothing like a good Gos-sighting to bring me out of hiding. I was just about to head to bed and came across these photos from Perez and couldn’t resist sharing. My first thought when I saw these were ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
He is so HOT in these pics that I can almost feel the heat radiating from the monitor. Is it just me or does it look like that sidewalk is actually melting from the very touch of his big, gorgeous feet?
Come to think of it, I interrupt this GosWatch with an important announcement.
ATTENTION SCIENTISTS:
I think I have found a solution to the energy crisis. If there is any possible way that someone could take even a small fraction of Ryan Gosling’s sexual energy and harness it, we’d be able to power the entire world and then some.
I have no idea how you would go about doing such a thing, but I would be more than willing to lend a helping hand in making this endeavor happen.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
Ok, back to the post….I have no inside scoop on this mystery poncho lady. I do not know who she is, what planet she is from or what relation she is to Ryan but I’m sure that every gossip site in the next couple of days will have him dating/marrying her. The poor guy can’t even be within 50 feet of a female human without them having him walking down the aisle.
I swear at one point, there was a rumor he was dating his own mother. I’m not even kidding.
Look, I don’t blame the media. It is only natural for them to want him to find a Mrs. Right, settle down and PROCREATE already, damn it!!
Because in addition to love sweet love, what the world needs now is baby Goslings. Am I right?
Snowtorious B.I.G.
It has been quite the week around here. Over the past five days or so, we have gotten almost four feet of snow. That brings our total to 79 inches this winter. I’m not sure what Maryland did to piss off Mother Nature but it is INSANE!
People have been calling it Snowmaggedon, the Snowpocalypse, and my personal favorite–Snowtorious B.I.G. (In case you didn’t know, there are a plethora of ways to add the word “snow” to words and phrases to make clever little nicknames.)
Brad has only been in to work one day this week and the kids have had off school the entire week. At this rate, they will still be in school way into the summer and will be lucky if they get the Fourth of July off.
This is the what my street looked like yesterday:
My friends on Facebook are posting status updates like “Red rum. Red rum.” They seem to be getting a bit of cabin fever being trapped in their houses.
I am not among them. I am thrilled with being snowed in! I love not having to go anywhere or do anything. I love not having any obligations and just relaxing. Winter is supposed to be about hibernating, right? I am content to stay in my comfy, elastic pants all day. Buttons and zippers are way overrated.
I have been feeling like I’m in a bit of a time warp though. I woke up yesterday thinking it was Thursday and was getting all excited for the new Survivor: Heroes vs Villains only to find out that it was actually Wednesday. It is a little weird not having any idea what day it was since the days are just blurring together into one big ball of snow at this point.
Luckily, today is actually Thursday and it is time for Survivor. How excited are you about this?!?! I am, of course, rooting for Boston Rob to go all the way. I haven’t watched this show in forever, but Boston Rob is enough to make me tune in again. There is something about his adorable accent, even if he has absolutely nothing at all to say that makes him completely endearing.
The opposite of endearing is John Mayer. What the heck is up with his mouth lately? A few weeks ago I had a really long wait in the dentist’s office so I read through his interview in Rolling Stone where he talks about masterbating and pitching tents on vaginas. Now he is at it again talking about Jessica Simpson being sexual Napum. Is this a compliment or an insult? I have absolutely no idea what he is even talking about, but I know that as a woman I’m supposed to be offended. Right?
That about wraps it up. Since I’m pretty much stuck inside with no place to go please entertain me by leaving me a comment. Tell me, will you be watching Survivor tonight? What are your thoughts on John Mayer? What is the weather like where you live?
PS In case you were wondering…Ryan Gosling is still hot:
PPS. So is Leo (although I’m thinking he may need to rethink his stance on global warming–see above photo.):
Visions of Gosling Dancing in My Head
You know those friends who you can go months and months without seeing or speaking to and then when you finally get together it is like no time has even passed. Yeah, well let’s just pretend that this blog is one of those friends.
I am absolutely horrified at how long it has been since I’ve last written a post. I didn’t want you to worry and think that I’ve slipped into some sort of Gos-induced coma after seeing all the photos and videos from Sundance since that was the last you heard from me. (For the record, it was more like a trance than a coma.)
I know I said I’d update my post with the videos as they came in but there were just way too many. I found myself watching them and just being left speechless.
Now that some time has passed and I’ve had time to properly digest and reflect on the videos, I thought it would be best to narrow it down and just post my absolute favorite instead. After careful consideration, I have decided that the first 60 seconds or so of this video contains my favorite Ryan moment at Sundance and pretty much sums up why I love him so much.
(If you are viewing in a reader, you may have to click over to watch the clip. Trust me, it is totally worth your time. Remember all the action happens in the first minute of the video so just hit play to see what I’m talking about.)
How is it possible that he made the most ordinary, mundane act of picking the lint off of Michelle’s sweater look so damn sexy? Just when I think that he can’t possibly get any more attractive he goes and proves me wrong. It is almost criminal how beautiful he is!
And did you happen to notice the way he looks at her while she is talking? It is though every fiber of his being was focused on what she had to say. I’m married to a wonderful man but if I tell him something I usually have to stand in front of the tv, raise my voice and repeat myself twenty times before he grunts a “Yeah, yeah, ok. I heard you,” at me.
Finally, before I conclude this post I’d like to address a very important little Gos-tidbit that came out of all the Sundance interviews. Apparently, he has taken up a new hobby.
He says:
“I’m taking ballet classes at the YMCA. It’s good for my posture.”
I know how I feel about this, but I’m curious how you all feel. Some might find this latest piece of news a tad bit…um how should I say this…unmanly. I think it is the furthest thing from the truth. I love that he is so secure with his masculinity that he isn’t afraid to branch off and try new things even if they aren’t your typical run-of -the mill “guy” activities. Ryan isn’t your typical run-of-the-mill guy so it makes perfect sense to me. I find it incredibly HOT (no big surprise there)!!
What do you think? Ballet lessons–hot or not?
Just in case you needed a little visual to help you with your choice:
Sigh.
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Here are a few other clips that are totally worth a watch:
-In this video, Ryan reflects on The Notebook and gives some really great relationship advice. I could listen to him talk about dirt all day long, so it is a bonus that he is talking about love. This is truly a MUST SEE video for any true Gos-fan.
-This clip is short but it is absolutely adorable. Love when he says “It’s not long enough if you ask me, but you didn’t. Action.”
Enjoy!
Bonus GosWatch: Video from Sundance!! Woohoo!!
Please just do yourself a BIG favor and grab a nice warm beverage, or even better a glass of wine.
Sit back, relax, push play and get yourself lost in the blissful state of Gos-Watching at its finest.
For two minutes and five seconds, just let yourself be carried off to a world of rainbows, flowers, Gosling and love.
(Check back here for additional video escapes. I will be posting any new interviews and footage as it becomes available.)
GosWatch: Sundance
It is Monday and for me that usually means my weekly cleaning. Yet, I can’t seem to pull myself away from the computer because images of Ryan Gosling at the Sundance Film Festival have been pouring in all morning.
Images that almost prevent me from breathing, let alone dusting and vacuuming. Images like this one:
And this one:
And this one:
I have to say that most of these images make me feel so full of love and joy that I can barely contain myself. Sometimes I feel as though my heart can’t handle it anymore and may one day explode.
Yet, I will admit that there is a darker side to this obsession. At times, I look at the images and feel a little envy too. I’ll admit it. I am envious of Michelle Williams in this photo:
I’m even envious of this little girl that Ryan carries in his strong, protective arms. Is it weird that I want to be that little girl?
I already know the answer is yes. Yes, it is very weird. Do you think that would stop me from admitting that I’m also a little jealous of this inner tube too?
Monday Mentions (with retro GosWatch)
Hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas!
I’ve been trying to stay off the computer as much as possible this week so I don’t have much to share in the way of links.
Luckily my good friend and a fellow Gos-lover sent me a gem of a clip that is a total blast from Ryan’s past and I couldn’t resist posting it on here. It is from Ryan’s days on the cheesy teen drama Breaker High. The clip is only about one minute long–just push play and it will cue up to the right part (about 3:15).
WARNING: You may want to sit down and get out some crackers to snack on while you are watching this because there is a plethora of cheese in this clip.
Ok, so let’s discuss.
I find myself on the fence. I’m having this internal debate with myself. Part of me is completely in awe of his sexy dance moves and confidence. This part of me wishes he would snap his finger at me and slide his way into my bedroom wearing that pimp hat. Then the other part wants to scrape my eyeballs to try and erase this dreadful image of Ryan from my mind.
Where do you stand on this controversial issue? Young, slick, dancing Ryan–hot or not?
An Open Letter to People Magazine
To Whom it May Concern,
Really, People? Really????
I can’t dispute Johnny’s sexiness, but it just seemed like a lazy choice to me.
It was as if you realized at the last minute that you hadn’t given any thought whatsoever to Sexiest Man Alive so you had to scramble to throw something together. Since you had a stack of photos leftover from JD’s last run as the winner you thought , “Hey, this works” and plastered his face on the cover.
I’m NOT impressed. Not one bit.
You can do better than this, People! And if you can’t, then I think you need to take a step back and really look in the mirror. With great power comes great responsibility and I don’t think you used yours wisely.
Wake up, People!! This is your most important issue of the year and if you are going to just go about it all half-assed then you should be ashamed of yourself.
After I finish writing this letter, I will be writing to my Congressmen to petition them to pass a new law that restricts the amount of terms that one hottie may hold as Sexiest Man Alive to one! Yes, I know that is a bit harsh, but I just think you need to set aside the Johnny Depps and George Clooneys of the world and make room for some new blood.
I think you know where I’m going with this.
If you need someone to help you with next year’s choice I am more than willing to take on the challenge. Of course, if given the position, I can already tell you the winner right now and save you all kinds of time and effort.
Honestly, you should consider putting Ryan’s beautiful face on all your covers from here on out. Look at those eyes! You can’t go wrong with those eyes.
With all due respect, get your act together, People! Your readers are depending on you!
Thanks for your consideration!
Sincerely,
A Very Disappointed Reader
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***Remember that post I wrote a few weeks ago about my encounter with the guys of Glee. Well, it turns out that they were actually doing the photoshoot for this SMA edition of People Magazine when I ran into them in Vegas. Here is the photo they used:
I squealed when I saw this last night because I was like ten feet away from them when they were shooting this!! So neat!
Ghost Post
Sorry for the lack of eye candy today. The reason I didn’t post is because I died last night.
It is actually my ghost writing this. And from this point on, it will be my ghost writing this blog.
I finally succumbed to the very thing I knew would eventually kill me. Sudden Gosling Death Syndrome. I knew it would happen one of these days. I honestly thought it would be the announcement of a McGosling wedding or the first pictures of McGosling babies, but it just so happened that it was something completely unrelated to any of that.
In case you are wondering what killed me, it was this picture:
Ryan chose to spend his birthday at my favorite place in the world–Disneyland!!!!!! (ok, so my favorite place is Disney World, but it is close enough.)
My heart just about melted when I read the news on Twitter, but when I saw the above photo there was no turning back. My heart exploded into a million pieces.
He’s wearing a Birthday Button for crying out loud!!!!!!! OMG–I can hardly stand it!! It is like two of my biggest obsessions are colliding!
Disney-Gosling-Gosling-Disney-GosDisling!!!! _______________________________(That was me flatlining.)
If I had been able to withstand the pure and utter adorableness of this event, I may have come up with a new item on my Bucket List (and coincidentally Gos-Fantasy #785): Ride Splash Mountain with Ryan!!
Sadly, this will never happen now that I am dead.
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