At Least I Didn’t Marry This Guy
Today is my 12th wedding anniversary. I’ll admit that things haven’t always been perfect. Wedded bliss has eluded us from time to time.
There are still fights over the most ridiculous things and most of the time (but not all the time), these fights are usually the result of my hormones.
I grumble that he doesn’t care enough about things and he thinks I care too much and need to let things go. He’s probably right, but shhh…let’s keep that our little secret.
But we made it another year and while it hasn’t always been easy, I think a celebration is in order.
Oh and if nothing else, I will raise my glass and toast to the fact that at least I didn’t marry this guy…

In the photo are Jon Gosselin and his newest whore showing the world just how important his eight kids are by spending quality time without them in Saint Tropez. Which is in France, about a bazillion miles away from Pennsylvania. And the fact that she is 22 years old and the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon is just icing on the cake. Shame on you, Gosselin! Grow up and be a parent!
This now concludes the most unromantic anniversary blog post to ever be written.
Best Kiss
I know I’m way too old to be saying this, but I just LOVE the MTV Movie Awards.
Probably my biggest reason for being so smitten with this show is that they have the award to trump all other awards in the history of awarding.
BEST KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oscars, Grammy’s, Pullitzer, Noble Peace Prize….they all pale in comparison to the Best Kiss award.
And this year has some really fantastic nominees. Actually, so many that I’m having an incredibly hard time deciding on which one to pick. I’d love for you to help me choose.
I’ve narrowed it down to my top 3 favorites:
#1 James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie in Wanted. I really didn’t love the movie, but this kiss was so HOT!!
#2 Dev Patel and Freida Pinto in Slumdog Millionaire This kiss was so romantic and since they are now together in real life I feel like I want to vote for them so we may have another Epic Moment (see below for an explanation of Epic Moments).
Sorry this wasn’t a full clip. I had a really hard time finding this kiss on youtube.
#3 Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Twilight I feel like I should choose this one because…well, it’s Twilight and how can I not choose something Twilight related, right? I don’t know. I’m just not feeling it. (Please don’t kick me out of the club.) I’d be shocked if it didn’t win though.
I need to watch the kisses a few more times to decide, but I have to say that I’m leaning toward the Wanted kiss because I would give anything to switch places with Angelina Jolie for that moment. She may be married to Brad Pitt, but I’m actually way more jealous of her getting to lock lips with McAvoy.
Sigh.
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I will now go off on a tangent because this is my blog and I like tangents…
Now, you know I can’t do a post about the MTV Movie Awards and not post this video. If you haven’t seen this video, you are in for a real treat. Sit back, relax and prepare to be swept away by the magic.
It was an Epic Moment and one that I’m pretty sure can never be topped.
Ever.
This was the moment that started my Gos-obsession. I had seen The Notebook and thought that Ryan was a great actor and pretty hot, but I really didn’t give him that much thought. (Do you believe it?? Yes, it is true.)
I was sitting in my basement just vegging out. I flipped on the MTV Movie Awards and began watching. Little did I know that my whole world was about to change.
I mean how could it not.
This video is two minutes and twelve seconds of absolute perfection. I’m not sure what heaven is like but I’m pretty sure it looks something like this video.
From the way he gestures Rachel to lead the way up to the stage, to the way he looks in that tight Darfur tshirt, to the way he points and motions for her to jump into his arms.
Oh and then there is the actual kiss!!! OMG The Kiss!!!! Just amazing.
Then he speaks and it is like angels singing….”It was my pleasure”… did you hear that? Angels!! Finally, as he is walking off the stage he grabs her jacket and flings it over his shoulder. OH MY GOD!!

This is porn for women. Well, at least it is for this woman.
An Epic Moment. That is the only way I can describe it.
My life hasn’t been the same since.
End tangent now.
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Sorry about that. If you are still with me, go and vote for your favorite kiss at the MTV Movie Awards site. You can see all the nominees and the full length kisses here. The show will air live on Sunday, May 31st.
Let me know which kiss you voted for in the comments. You can also feel free to tell me how much you loved the McGosling kiss too if you want.













