Best Wedding Entrance Dance EVER!!!
I’ve seen plenty of first dance videos on youtube, but apparently that isn’t good enough anymore. Now people are choreographing their entrance to the church.
I wanted to hate this (ok, so part of me is a little annoyed by it), but I couldn’t help myself from smiling while I watched.
Hurry! Let’s get these people on the choreographer staff of The Notebook Musical.
FYI, the guy at around 1min30sec is my favorite!!
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Chocolate Lover’s Dream Come True
If you are a chocoholic like me, I’m sure that not a day goes by that you don’t wish for someone to invent a way to eat the heavenly goodness without gaining weight.
It seems the members of the wish granting committee have gotten together and made all our chocolate dreams come true. Finally.
Do you know what that strange contraption is? It is a zero calorie chocolate inhaler.
Yes, you read that right. Zero, as in NO CALORIES!!
It’s like a chocolate bong. I want to take a hit and I want to take a hit right now!!
Le Whif has created a revolutionary new way of eating chocolate using aerosol science. So basically, if you are craving chocolate, you can inhale this stuff and satisfy your cravings without the added calories and fat.
There is no mention on the website about whether or not this stuff causes cancer. Typically websites leave this sort of thing off, but I just thought I’d mention this because almost anything no calorie that I have fallen in love with-think Coke Zero-has been linked to cancer. I’m hoping this will be the one exception to the rule.
Here’s the bad news. One package is going to run you $30 since they have to ship it from France. Darn it!
Listen up, America, Willy Wonka, whoever is listening!! Let’s get the ball rolling and come up with some sort of copycat product. I really want to try this stuff!
Note to the inventors: If you are feeling especially ambitious and since we are talking dream inventions, let’s get to work on formulating the plans for the live cat that doesn’t shed, scratch up my furniture and puke all over my house. You could package them together. Buy a Perfect Cat and get Perfect Chocolate for free. These two innovations would seriously improve my quality of life in ways you can’t even begin to imagine.
What do you think? Is this not the most amazing invention of the 21st century? Would you like to try it or just stick with your traditional calorie infused chocolate treats?
13 Reasons To Cancel Fashion Week Forever
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ThreeBoys1Mommy is hosting a new carnival on her blog called What’s the deal with that? Wednesday.
The idea is to post about things that make you think WTF. You should definitely check it out. Here is her very funny WTF post about Windshield Tombstones. Tonight’s list is a combination of a WTF post, as well as a Thursday Thirteen. Why participate in just one carnival when you can kill a bird with a stone or something like that.
Tonight, I am coming down hard on the fashion industry because they are OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!!!! Let’s take a look at the most recent “unique” fashions to show up at the London, Paris and Milan shows over the past few months.
I believe that once you view these images you will 1. be scarred for life and 2. agree with me that they need to cancel all of these shows. Indefinitely. Call them off. Shut them down. Send the designers to jail.
Either that or just call them something else, because if this is what the experts call fashion then we are all in big trouble. Comedy, Horror or Freak Show would be a way better name.
Are your eyes ready? Let’s start with the guys:
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Sadly, the women’s looks weren’t any better. I’d argue that they are actually worse. Prepare yourself for what you are about to see.
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Here’s one more Muppet Fashion Gone Horribly Wrong:
Finally we have what is probably my favorite reason to cancel fashion week forever:
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Yes, those are mice on her face. Can you even imagine the poor model that drew the short straw and got stuck wearing this mask?
So, yeah, that’s my WTF for the day. For more lists, check out Thursday-13.
If you would like to name any of the looks, go right ahead. Feel free to leave them in the comments.
Letterman Tries To Crack The Joaquin Phoenix Code
I blogged about Joaquin Phoenix’s departure from acting and transition into a career as a rapper a few months back. Since then, there have been lots of rumors circulating that it is all a hoax. Phoenix denied the rumors and says he is totally serious about hip hop.
I guess by serious, he means falling off a stage at his debut concert.
Well, leave it to David Letterman to call Joaquin Phoenix out on his very strange behavior. He tries his best to get to the bottom of all this nonsense, but fails miserably.
This is probably one of the most uncomfortable, hilarious and just plain weird five minutes of late night I’ve seen in a long time:
So, what do you think? Drug addict? Depressed? Insane? Or is it all an act?
And So It Begins…
Am I psychic or what?!!! I swear to you that I knew nothing about this when I wrote that post:
I am just flabbergasted! I mean I knew it would happen but I didn’t think it would be this fast.
I’m also starting to wonder if this was all a set up. Gain the weight, lose the weight, get endorsement deals and lots of attention. What do you think?
Twilight Official Trailer
The official full length trailer for Twilight came out tonight.
My husband walked in the room while I was watching it for the fourth time and said to me, “Isn’t that too much fantasy for you?”
I know what he’s saying. I tend to stay as far away from the fantasy genre as I possibly can. I’m naturally repelled by things like hogwarts, hobbits and wookies.
Twilight is different. It is fantasy, but it is also an incredibly romantic and sexy tale of first love.
Watch the trailer and let me know what you think. Are you more of a fantasy or realist when it comes to books and movies?
Not Quite Hot Enough
You may have been over to McMommy and Happy Hour Sue’s new website and checked out all the “not quite hot enough” bloggers for the Hottest Blogger Calendar.
I’ll be honest, when I first heard about the calendar and even this parody site I wanted to run and hide in the corner. I’m not much for showing my face online. I’m pretty camera shy and I guess I fear that the “alpha moms” from my kids’ school (who, by the way, I don’t really like very much) will see me and know my dirty little blogging secret. While I wouldn’t mind if they laughed at me right to my face, we all know that isn’t how moms roll. Especially not “alpha moms”. All this is to say that I’m still pretty much a closet blogger.
Well, I had to put all shyness aside after McMommy made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. Let’s just say it involved Ryan Gosling.
You’ll have to click here to find out what made me plaster my face online for all the potential snobby moms to see.
I’m closing comments (not because I think I’m Dooce, but I’d rather you go over to NQHE and comment).
Thanks to Jen at Cheaper Than Therapy for making my biggest fantasy a reality! You are a photoshopping GENIUS!! Speaking of which, go check out her pic too. It is really funny!
Oh and for the record, I already have my picture as my desktop wallpaper and I’m planning on printing off many copies of it and framing them for display all over my house.
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